so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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