the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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