All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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