he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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