normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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