Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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