you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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