just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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