Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
4 words: hood of his car
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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