I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I have fence marks all over my body
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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