I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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