did you get engaged???
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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