hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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