Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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