She is in my trunk
I cockslap morals
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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