its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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