Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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