She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When did angry sex become our thing?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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