I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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