sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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