My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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