I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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