See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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