let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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