Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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