I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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