stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Come on in and take your pants off
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