North Korea, Best Korea!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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