I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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