Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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