i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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