Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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