The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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