I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
