guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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