Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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