if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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