me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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