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say what?
wanna hang out?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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