You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Be still, my beating vagina.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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