quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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