It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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