Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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