Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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