I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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