new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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