New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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