Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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