It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Less talking, more tequila
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
third nipple confirmed
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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