My room smells like vodka and shame
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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