just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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