I don't think brook has ever known best
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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