My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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