U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I got inside last night via doggy door
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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