mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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