Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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