Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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